That Annoying Co-Worker - What do you do?

Come on now, we all have them. That pest of a co-worker who thinks they know your job better than you do, while in reality they can't even do their own job. Or the one who worries about the little pile of work on your desk while they have a mountain on theirs. Or how about the guy who believes they are the boss, yet don't have a clue about what real leadership even means. I know every office has them. Mine does. How about yours? Do you have a fellow employee that does all kinds of other work at her desk, except the one she is paid to do? I have wanted to give Hamas her address, but I figure there could be legal reprucussions in that.
I have thought about sending them a Wile E. Coyote TNT care package, but the FBI frowns on that sort of thing too. My blood pressure tend to spike up with these kind of people too. You cannot have a normal conversation with them. You just wish you could say "Here's your sign." Thanks Blue Collary comedy team - lol. I know I should show them the love of Christ, but sometimes I have found myself saying "them Lord, work with them?" or "Do I really have to reconcile with her Lord!" "Can't I just eat a bug or some raw moose meat instead?" Sometimes you want to use their heads for batting practice. But, then the law frowns on that too.

Before I have any federal agencies thinking about breaking down my door, this has been humor. I am only trying to promote conversation. By no means would I ever consider really doing the above things. Nor should any of you.

Good night America.